Joke time

  1. I’ll Change My Name
    At the age of 16, Edely decided to leave home and join a theater company. His father was appalled, “A son of mine on the stage? It’s a disgrace!” he wailed. “What if the neighbors find out?”

“I’ll change my name,” the comic-to-be volunteered.
“Change your name!” His father screamed. “What if you’re a success? How will the neighbors know it’s my son?”

2.The Composition Class
The students in the composition class were assigned the task of writing an essay on “the most beautiful thing I ever saw”. The student who, of all the members of the class seemed the least sensitive to beauty, handed in his paper first with astonishing speed. It was short and to the point. He had written: “The most beautiful thing I ever saw was too beautiful for words.”

  1. New Discovery
    A hillbilly was visiting the big city for the first time. Entering an office building, he saw a pudgy older woman step into a small room. The doors closed, lights flashed, and after a while the door slid open and a beautiful young model stepped off the elevator. Blinking in amazement, the hillbilly drawled, “I should have brought my wife!”


  1. A Letter Was Missed
    A man left for a vacation to Jamaica. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail message. Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher’s wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let our a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead. At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen: “Dearest wife, just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Your Loving Husband. P.S. Sure is hot down here.”


  1. The Mean Man’s Party
    The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said,”Come up to fifth floor and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door opened, push with your foot.”

“Why use my elbow and foot?”
“Well, gosh,” was the reply,”You’er not coming empty-handed, are you?”